From the Local Newspaper

I have been very busy in the great State of Texas lately. Unfortunately, however, I have had little time to read anything in recent days, except the local newspaper. But, boring the local paper is not!

This picture of four local college students with their trophy made the front page yesterday. The monster in the photo weighed eight-hundred, eighty (880) pounds, and was almost fourteen feet long. The bold young men caught the big guy in a nearby river and had to get a tractor to drag it from the water. Then the guys went dove hunting to celebrate.

Only in Texas.